Regal Blue Stripe: A Classic British Shirt for Every Chap.
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Steve Palmer's Blue & White: A Crisp Classic, Bloke-Approved Shirt for Summer Days Out.
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Emerald & Amethyst Men's Shirt – A Regal Statement Piece.
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Dapper Chap's Blue Pin Collar Shirt: A Touch of Classic British Style
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Charming bloke's blue striped collar shirt a timeless classic for any occasion
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Classic White Collar Pin Shirt – Effortless Style for the Discerning Gentleman.
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Steve Palmer's Trio: Three Shirts for a Bloke, Sorted!
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Pretty Pink Blouse: A Touch of Elegance for Your Wardrobe, Darling!
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Striking Pink & White Stripe Shirt – A Charming & Stylish Addition.
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Stripes and Sass A Pink Pin Collar Shirt for the Stylish Chap
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Regal Lilac Stripes: A British Summer Essential.
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Crimson Stripe Classic: Your Statement Shirt for Effortless Cool, mate.
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