Emerald Green Velvet Tuxedo: Regal Elegance for the Discerning Gentleman.
Right then, fancy a bit of a lark Do you know what this is No, of course you don't Well, neither do I, precisely, but it feels like a right proper treasure, a secret waiting to be unveiled, a whisper of something grand and utterly unique It's like a little piece of the moon, or maybe the first snowflake of winter, caught and bottled for your very own It's got that certain something, that je ne sais quoi, the kind of thing that makes your mates green with envy and your nan raise an eyebrow This, my friend, is an investment, a statement, a conversation starter, a darned good time, all wrapped up in a mystifying package Give it a whirl, you won't regret it, unless you are already a bit of a bore, in which case, you'll probably love it even more.
