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Midnight Smoker: Your Instant Black Tie Glamour.

Right then, fancy a gander at this little beauty, eh? It's not just a...well, you'll see. Imagine a slice of pure, unadulterated awesome, handcrafted by pixies and sprinkled with stardust. Seriously, it's got more charm than a royal corgi and more class than a vintage Aston Martin. You'll be the envy of all your mates, the talk of the town, and possibly even worshipped as a deity in a small village in the Himalayas. Go on, treat yourself. You deserve it, innit? It’s the bees knees, the cat’s pyjamas, the dog's bollocks. Get it before it vanishes into thin air, you muppet.

£112.88      £225.74